As any grown man can see from watching Miley Cyrus’s new raunchy video. The squeaky clean teenie bopper has now come of age. Miley seems to now enjoy dancing around in a Britney Spears style desperation mode with her panties on display for all to see. Sadly though, Miley sounds like a pre-hormonal transvestite with a swore throat. Otherwise I could quite possibly fap to this.
Not surprisingly though… Miley fails epicly when trying to pull of the ‘dark and mysterious’ look. Instead opting for a forced, goofy looking “Dey Took our Jobs!” approach. I sincerely hope she doesn’t have high aspirations for her acting abilities. Unless of course she is aiming for a more sleazy back alley “$5 a go” role to pay for her inevitable downfall into drugs and litter of semi illiterate children.
The question is though… Where does old achey breaky heart ‘Hill Billy Ray’ stand on this matter? Well, knowing were the family hails from I wouldn’t be surprised if he was watching this music video and recounting the times he spent sniffing her pink flower patterned underwear….. not to mention the good ol’ baths.
I wouldn’t ride her if she came with peddles. What do you think?